These are chat archives for TARDIX/Dev

5th
Jul 2015
ashnwill
@ashnwill
Jul 05 2015 06:31
i got bored while messing around with RPC and did this
it all began when i realized all the strings still remained the same length even when I replaced words with "fuck" or "fucking"
so i could replace them with no ill effect
except the 600 bytes free one; that one worked due to circumstantial shite
along with the fuckos one
but everything else got fucked up if the length was different
Matheus Magalhães de Alcantara
@demhydraz
Jul 05 2015 12:29
@jaredallard I "knew" you before I knew you.
I don't remember how I found @bhodgins
Matheus Magalhães de Alcantara
@demhydraz
Jul 05 2015 13:34
ashnwill
@ashnwill
Jul 05 2015 13:50
and @jaredallard pretty much just met me on the CC forums
Matheus Magalhães de Alcantara
@demhydraz
Jul 05 2015 13:54
Going to make my OWN linux distro
with blackjack and hookers
Matheus Magalhães de Alcantara
@demhydraz
Jul 05 2015 15:11
ashnwill
@ashnwill
Jul 05 2015 15:11
saw that on reddit
"and if you look to your right, you'll see a fetal alcohol syndrome elsa in her natural habitat"
Matheus Magalhães de Alcantara
@demhydraz
Jul 05 2015 15:29
I was on imgur
Matheus Magalhães de Alcantara
@demhydraz
Jul 05 2015 16:30
Every british person yesterday:
ashnwill
@ashnwill
Jul 05 2015 16:32
what happened yesterday?
i've been living under a rock for a few days
Matheus Magalhães de Alcantara
@demhydraz
Jul 05 2015 16:37
dude
today is the 5th of july..
ashnwill
@ashnwill
Jul 05 2015 16:37
ooooooooooooh
now i feel stupid
Matheus Magalhães de Alcantara
@demhydraz
Jul 05 2015 17:22
How many m8s could a gr8 m8 d8 if a gr8 m8 could d8 m8s?
Matheus Magalhães de Alcantara
@demhydraz
Jul 05 2015 17:35
SquidDev
@SquidDev
Jul 05 2015 17:59
@DemHydraz I don't know if you've seen this but it was a half hour well spent.
Matheus Magalhães de Alcantara
@demhydraz
Jul 05 2015 17:59
the wat one?
ah, it's another.
SquidDev
@SquidDev
Jul 05 2015 17:59
You can skip to the 14 minute one.
Matheus Magalhães de Alcantara
@demhydraz
Jul 05 2015 17:59
I'll watch it later, thanks
SquidDev
@SquidDev
Jul 05 2015 18:00
It is a different one, he mocks a 'future' operating system written in Javascript.
I watched the 'wat' one and have spent the entire day switching between minecon streams and those.
Matheus Magalhães de Alcantara
@demhydraz
Jul 05 2015 18:03
a future operating system written in JS?
SquidDev
@SquidDev
Jul 05 2015 18:05
It covers the history of JS from 1995-2035.
Matheus Magalhães de Alcantara
@demhydraz
Jul 05 2015 18:17
cool.
Matheus Magalhães de Alcantara
@demhydraz
Jul 05 2015 18:28
yavascript.
Matheus Magalhães de Alcantara
@demhydraz
Jul 05 2015 18:37
this guy is a moron!
like asm.js is not "backwards compatible" with JS- it IS JS!
and it's not "assem", it's "aah ess emm dot jay ess".
oh and chrome is written in C..
plus plus.
the gimp
this is more cringe-worthy than the "wat" talk
where [] + {} = {} but {} + [] = NaN
I mean he knows what paging is
and doesn't mention emacs
Matheus Magalhães de Alcantara
@demhydraz
Jul 05 2015 18:47
I mean this is so much BS
Yavascript.
plus, there is no cost for hardware isolation: rings and paging are implemented in hardware
oh, and binaries are the best idea we've EVER had
Matheus Magalhães de Alcantara
@demhydraz
Jul 05 2015 18:53
why?
it's easy to load a low-overhead binary format such as ELF:
you load the binary into memory, push anything required onto the stack, clear registers and jump to the main function
bam
you can get insane with your binary formats. say, throw in LZ77 compression and multi-architecture support
Matheus Magalhães de Alcantara
@demhydraz
Jul 05 2015 19:09
@SquidDev you're an experienced CC guy, right
what the hell is it with binary read/write mode?
it's useless
Matheus Magalhães de Alcantara
@demhydraz
Jul 05 2015 19:15
huh nevermind that
I can now finally make my binary format dream come true
boom
SquidDev
@SquidDev
Jul 05 2015 19:34
@DemHydraz The whole point is it is a troll.
Matheus Magalhães de Alcantara
@demhydraz
Jul 05 2015 19:34
huh?
oh, the talk?
SquidDev
@SquidDev
Jul 05 2015 19:34
Yeah.
You're just raging massively about it and I'm like ^_^.
Matheus Magalhães de Alcantara
@demhydraz
Jul 05 2015 19:36
ugh
I'm a binary activist :P
Matheus Magalhães de Alcantara
@demhydraz
Jul 05 2015 19:41
huh
bytes are being skipped
Matheus Magalhães de Alcantara
@demhydraz
Jul 05 2015 19:48
huh
CC encoding is stupid
Matheus Magalhães de Alcantara
@demhydraz
Jul 05 2015 19:57
OH
THAT IS WHY
I am stupid
it reads a SINGLE BYTE
a single unsigned char
Matheus Magalhães de Alcantara
@demhydraz
Jul 05 2015 21:05
@ashnwill mary had a laser bat, whose eyes exterminated.
and everywhere that mary went, her laser bat echolocated.
Matheus Magalhães de Alcantara
@demhydraz
Jul 05 2015 21:19
Woop-di-dah
Matheus Magalhães de Alcantara
@demhydraz
Jul 05 2015 21:24
test.lua source:
file:
Matheus Magalhães de Alcantara
@demhydraz
Jul 05 2015 22:08
ashnwill
@ashnwill
Jul 05 2015 22:10
i can't even really remember what cosmos is
Matheus Magalhães de Alcantara
@demhydraz
Jul 05 2015 22:21
@ashnwill it's fucking bullshit :P
ashnwill
@ashnwill
Jul 05 2015 22:25
mind elaborating?
@DemHydraz
Matheus Magalhães de Alcantara
@demhydraz
Jul 05 2015 22:26
COSMOS is a "framework" for writing "operating systems" in "C"#
ashnwill
@ashnwill
Jul 05 2015 22:26
oooookay?
i gathered that
but what's with the quotes
is it like
well can you elaborate on why it's bullshit @DemHydraz ?
Matheus Magalhães de Alcantara
@demhydraz
Jul 05 2015 22:34
it's BS because that's what it is
Matheus Magalhães de Alcantara
@demhydraz
Jul 05 2015 22:43

inb4:

wow matt you renamed a lua file and ran it :O

BUT,
ashnwill
@ashnwill
Jul 05 2015 22:57
wtf did you base64 encode the string(s)
wai
Matheus Magalhães de Alcantara
@demhydraz
Jul 05 2015 23:02
I base64 encoded the functions
why? because complex functions like to overlike with my control chars :/
ashnwill
@ashnwill
Jul 05 2015 23:59
first HCF invasion fresh prince of bel air style
On Hardcore Factions born and raised,
On the keyboard was where they spent most of their days,
Mining out, Maxin' prot and sharp 4,
And killing some noobs outside of spawn,
When a couple ancaps,
Who were up to no good,
Started making trouble in their neighborhood,
Twiggy got pearled and Gordge got scared,
He said 'we're taking over civcraft, but pretend to be fair'.