I forgot to close my laptop last night, and sometimes the cats sit on it when I do that because warm. Somehow they managed to turn the screen brightness all the way down. It's a two button combination to do that!
When I was in DP all the programming was done off-site in one of the other offices. I'd expressed an interest in it though, and one day out of the blue the guy who programmed for that office quit (no warning), and I had the job a week or two later.