These are chat archives for chocolatey/chocobot-gitter

30th
Jan 2015
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Jan 30 2015 12:21
chocobot help
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Jan 30 2015 12:21

nnn - link to GitHub issue nnn for chocobot_GITHUB_REPO project

ALL CAPS | LONGCAPS - Reply with Manatee
Good Morning makes chocobot say good morning to you back
Hello or Good Day make chocobot say hello to you back
applause|applaud|bravo|slow clap - Get applause
botsnack - give the bot a food
calm down | simmer down | that escalated quickly - Reply with Manatee
dance - Display a dancing Carlton
deal with it - display a "deal with it" gif
disassemble - NO DISASSEMBLE
haters - Returns a random haters gonna hate url
chocobot adapter - Reply with the adapter
chocobot animate me <query> - The same thing as image me, except adds a few parameters to try to return an animated GIF instead.
chocobot ascii me <text> - Show text in ascii art
chocobot calm me | manatee me - Reply with Manatee
chocobot card 2 - Displays two answers for questions with two blanks
chocobot card me - Displays an answer
chocobot chuck norris -- random Chuck Norris awesomeness
chocobot chuck norris me <user> -- let's see how <user> would do as Chuck Norris
chocobot echo <text> - Reply back with <text>
chocobot fitbit approve - Approve all pending requests
chocobot fitbit leaders - Show table of leaders
chocobot fitbit register - Show how to friend the bot
chocobot flip - chocobot flips a table
chocobot github search [repo] <query> - Search for <query> in [repo] or anywhere
chocobot hangout me <title> - Creates a Hangout with the given title and returns the URL.
chocobot help - Displays all of the help commands that chocobot knows about.
chocobot help <query> - Displays all help commands that match <query>.
chocobot image me <query> - The Original. Queries Google Images for <query> and returns a random top result.
chocobot map me <query> - Returns a map view of the area returned by query.
chocobot mart me - Show random Walmart image
chocobot mustache me <query> - Searches Google Images for the specified query and mustaches it.
chocobot mustache me <url> - Adds a mustache to the specified URL.
chocobot ping - Reply with pong
chocobot pug bomb N - get N pugs
chocobot pug me - Receive a pug
chocobot q card - Returns a question
chocobot roll (die|one) - Roll one six-sided dice
chocobot roll <x>d<y> - roll x dice, each of which has y sides
chocobot roll dice - Roll two six-sided dice
chocobot simpsons image me - displays a random image from imgur.com/r/TheSimpsons
chocobot simpsons quote me - displays a random quote from the simpsons
chocobot tell <recipients> <some message> - tell <recipients> <some message> next time they are present.
chocobot the rules - Make sure chocobot still knows the rules.
chocobot time - Reply with current time
chocobot translate me <phrase> - Searches for a translation for the <phrase> and then prints that bad boy out.
chocobot translate me from <source> into <target> <phrase> - Translates <phrase> from <source> into <target>. Both <source> and <target> are optional
chocobot travis me <user>/<repo> - Returns the build status of https://github.com/<user>/<repo>
chocobot twitter <command> <query> - Search Twitter for a query
chocobot uptime - Outputs bot uptime
chocobot walmart me - Show random Walmart image
chocobot xkcd <num> - XKCD comic <num>
chocobot xkcd [latest]- The latest XKCD comic
chocobot xkcd random - XKCD comic <num>
chocobot youtube me <query> - Searches YouTube for the query and returns the video embed link.
knowing is half the battle - display "The Battle" image
repo#nnn - link to GitHub issue nnn for repo project
rimshot - Link to a short video of a rimshot
sarcastic applause|clap - Get sarcastic applause
ship it - Display a motivation squirrel
user/repo#nnn - link to GitHub issue nnn for user/repo project
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Jan 30 2015 12:22
chocobot fitbit approve
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Jan 30 2015 12:22
No pending requests.
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Jan 30 2015 12:22
chocobot time
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Jan 30 2015 12:22
Server time is: Fri Jan 30 2015 12:22:42 GMT+0000 (UTC)
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Jan 30 2015 12:22
knowing is half the battle
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Jan 30 2015 12:22
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Jan 30 2015 12:23
knowing is half the battle
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Jan 30 2015 12:23
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Jan 30 2015 12:23
botsnack
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Jan 30 2015 12:23
Om nom nom!
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Jan 30 2015 12:23
rimshot
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Jan 30 2015 12:23
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Jan 30 2015 12:24
xkcd latest
chocobot xkcd latest
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Jan 30 2015 12:24
Super Bowl
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/super_bowl.png
My hobby: Pretending to miss the sarcasm when people show off their lack of interest in football by talking about 'sportsball' and acting excited to find someone else who's interested, then acting confused when they try to clarify.
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Jan 30 2015 12:24
chocobot help
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Jan 30 2015 12:24

nnn - link to GitHub issue nnn for chocobot_GITHUB_REPO project

ALL CAPS | LONGCAPS - Reply with Manatee
Good Morning makes chocobot say good morning to you back
Hello or Good Day make chocobot say hello to you back
applause|applaud|bravo|slow clap - Get applause
botsnack - give the bot a food
calm down | simmer down | that escalated quickly - Reply with Manatee
dance - Display a dancing Carlton
deal with it - display a "deal with it" gif
disassemble - NO DISASSEMBLE
haters - Returns a random haters gonna hate url
chocobot adapter - Reply with the adapter
chocobot animate me <query> - The same thing as image me, except adds a few parameters to try to return an animated GIF instead.
chocobot ascii me <text> - Show text in ascii art
chocobot calm me | manatee me - Reply with Manatee
chocobot card 2 - Displays two answers for questions with two blanks
chocobot card me - Displays an answer
chocobot chuck norris -- random Chuck Norris awesomeness
chocobot chuck norris me <user> -- let's see how <user> would do as Chuck Norris
chocobot echo <text> - Reply back with <text>
chocobot fitbit approve - Approve all pending requests
chocobot fitbit leaders - Show table of leaders
chocobot fitbit register - Show how to friend the bot
chocobot flip - chocobot flips a table
chocobot github search [repo] <query> - Search for <query> in [repo] or anywhere
chocobot hangout me <title> - Creates a Hangout with the given title and returns the URL.
chocobot help - Displays all of the help commands that chocobot knows about.
chocobot help <query> - Displays all help commands that match <query>.
chocobot image me <query> - The Original. Queries Google Images for <query> and returns a random top result.
chocobot map me <query> - Returns a map view of the area returned by query.
chocobot mart me - Show random Walmart image
chocobot mustache me <query> - Searches Google Images for the specified query and mustaches it.
chocobot mustache me <url> - Adds a mustache to the specified URL.
chocobot ping - Reply with pong
chocobot pug bomb N - get N pugs
chocobot pug me - Receive a pug
chocobot q card - Returns a question
chocobot roll (die|one) - Roll one six-sided dice
chocobot roll <x>d<y> - roll x dice, each of which has y sides
chocobot roll dice - Roll two six-sided dice
chocobot simpsons image me - displays a random image from imgur.com/r/TheSimpsons
chocobot simpsons quote me - displays a random quote from the simpsons
chocobot tell <recipients> <some message> - tell <recipients> <some message> next time they are present.
chocobot the rules - Make sure chocobot still knows the rules.
chocobot time - Reply with current time
chocobot translate me <phrase> - Searches for a translation for the <phrase> and then prints that bad boy out.
chocobot translate me from <source> into <target> <phrase> - Translates <phrase> from <source> into <target>. Both <source> and <target> are optional
chocobot travis me <user>/<repo> - Returns the build status of https://github.com/<user>/<repo>
chocobot twitter <command> <query> - Search Twitter for a query
chocobot uptime - Outputs bot uptime
chocobot walmart me - Show random Walmart image
chocobot xkcd <num> - XKCD comic <num>
chocobot xkcd [latest]- The latest XKCD comic
chocobot xkcd random - XKCD comic <num>
chocobot youtube me <query> - Searches YouTube for the query and returns the video embed link.
knowing is half the battle - display "The Battle" image
repo#nnn - link to GitHub issue nnn for repo project
rimshot - Link to a short video of a rimshot
sarcastic applause|clap - Get sarcastic applause
ship it - Display a motivation squirrel
user/repo#nnn - link to GitHub issue nnn for user/repo project
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Jan 30 2015 13:42
archer
haters
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Jan 30 2015 13:49
haters
Gary Ewan Park
@gep13
Jan 30 2015 13:50
ok, what is haters meant to do?
chocobot help
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Jan 30 2015 13:50

nnn - link to GitHub issue nnn for chocobot_GITHUB_REPO project

ALL CAPS | LONGCAPS - Reply with Manatee
Good Morning makes chocobot say good morning to you back
Hello or Good Day make chocobot say hello to you back
applause|applaud|bravo|slow clap - Get applause
botsnack - give the bot a food
calm down | simmer down | that escalated quickly - Reply with Manatee
dance - Display a dancing Carlton
deal with it - display a "deal with it" gif
disassemble - NO DISASSEMBLE
haters - Returns a random haters gonna hate url
chocobot adapter - Reply with the adapter
chocobot animate me <query> - The same thing as image me, except adds a few parameters to try to return an animated GIF instead.
chocobot ascii me <text> - Show text in ascii art
chocobot calm me | manatee me - Reply with Manatee
chocobot card 2 - Displays two answers for questions with two blanks
chocobot card me - Displays an answer
chocobot chuck norris -- random Chuck Norris awesomeness
chocobot chuck norris me <user> -- let's see how <user> would do as Chuck Norris
chocobot echo <text> - Reply back with <text>
chocobot fitbit approve - Approve all pending requests
chocobot fitbit leaders - Show table of leaders
chocobot fitbit register - Show how to friend the bot
chocobot flip - chocobot flips a table
chocobot github search [repo] <query> - Search for <query> in [repo] or anywhere
chocobot hangout me <title> - Creates a Hangout with the given title and returns the URL.
chocobot help - Displays all of the help commands that chocobot knows about.
chocobot help <query> - Displays all help commands that match <query>.
chocobot image me <query> - The Original. Queries Google Images for <query> and returns a random top result.
chocobot map me <query> - Returns a map view of the area returned by query.
chocobot mart me - Show random Walmart image
chocobot mustache me <query> - Searches Google Images for the specified query and mustaches it.
chocobot mustache me <url> - Adds a mustache to the specified URL.
chocobot ping - Reply with pong
chocobot pug bomb N - get N pugs
chocobot pug me - Receive a pug
chocobot q card - Returns a question
chocobot roll (die|one) - Roll one six-sided dice
chocobot roll <x>d<y> - roll x dice, each of which has y sides
chocobot roll dice - Roll two six-sided dice
chocobot simpsons image me - displays a random image from imgur.com/r/TheSimpsons
chocobot simpsons quote me - displays a random quote from the simpsons
chocobot tell <recipients> <some message> - tell <recipients> <some message> next time they are present.
chocobot the rules - Make sure chocobot still knows the rules.
chocobot time - Reply with current time
chocobot translate me <phrase> - Searches for a translation for the <phrase> and then prints that bad boy out.
chocobot translate me from <source> into <target> <phrase> - Translates <phrase> from <source> into <target>. Both <source> and <target> are optional
chocobot travis me <user>/<repo> - Returns the build status of https://github.com/<user>/<repo>
chocobot twitter <command> <query> - Search Twitter for a query
chocobot uptime - Outputs bot uptime
chocobot walmart me - Show random Walmart image
chocobot xkcd <num> - XKCD comic <num>
chocobot xkcd [latest]- The latest XKCD comic
chocobot xkcd random - XKCD comic <num>
chocobot youtube me <query> - Searches YouTube for the query and returns the video embed link.
knowing is half the battle - display "The Battle" image
repo#nnn - link to GitHub issue nnn for repo project
rimshot - Link to a short video of a rimshot
sarcastic applause|clap - Get sarcastic applause
ship it - Display a motivation squirrel
user/repo#nnn - link to GitHub issue nnn for user/repo project
Gary Ewan Park
@gep13
Jan 30 2015 13:51
calm down
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Jan 30 2015 13:51
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Jan 30 2015 13:51
oh, we already had a simmer down
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Jan 30 2015 13:51
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Jan 30 2015 13:51
sarcastic clapping
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Jan 30 2015 13:51
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Jan 30 2015 13:52
haters
no error, but it just wonders off
chocobot haters
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Jan 30 2015 13:52
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Jan 30 2015 13:52
there we go
dance
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Jan 30 2015 13:53
Gary Ewan Park
@gep13
Jan 30 2015 13:53
chocobot archer
chocobot haters
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Jan 30 2015 13:53
Gary Ewan Park
@gep13
Jan 30 2015 13:53
i need to write some of these down
:-)
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Jan 30 2015 13:53
the "archer" one has issues with createWindow
chocobot image me archer ASAGDMFP
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Jan 30 2015 13:54
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Jan 30 2015 13:54
chocobot image me what
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Jan 30 2015 13:54
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Jan 30 2015 13:54
chocobot image me ASAGDMFP
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Jan 30 2015 13:54
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Jan 30 2015 13:54
chocobot image me ASAGDMFP
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Jan 30 2015 13:54
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Jan 30 2015 13:55
image me
me
where is the calming part?
Gary Ewan Park
@gep13
Jan 30 2015 13:55
what is ASAGDMFP
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Jan 30 2015 13:55
Gary Ewan Park
@gep13
Jan 30 2015 13:55
ASAGDMFP
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Jan 30 2015 13:55
As soon as _ possible
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Jan 30 2015 13:57
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Jan 30 2015 13:57
well the blanks didn't all come in but you get the idea
hello chocobot
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Jan 30 2015 13:57
Well hello there, Rob Reynolds (ferventcoder)
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Jan 30 2015 13:57
chocobot about ferventcoder
ferventcoder++
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Jan 30 2015 13:58
ferventcoder +1! (Karma: 1)
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Jan 30 2015 13:58
so karma is there.... ?
Gary Ewan Park
@gep13
Jan 30 2015 13:58
gep13++
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Jan 30 2015 13:58
gep13 is on the rise! (Karma: 1)
Gary Ewan Park
@gep13
Jan 30 2015 13:58
gep13++
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Jan 30 2015 13:58
gep13 gained a level! (Karma: 2)
Gary Ewan Park
@gep13
Jan 30 2015 13:58
boost!
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Jan 30 2015 13:58
hater
of course without a redis brain, all that karma goes away each restart :/
powershell--
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Jan 30 2015 14:00
powershell took a dive. (Karma: -1)
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Jan 30 2015 14:00
ruby--
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Jan 30 2015 14:00
ruby lost a life. (Karma: -1)
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Jan 30 2015 14:00
c#++
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Jan 30 2015 14:00
c# +1! (Karma: 1)
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Jan 30 2015 14:00
karma best
chocobot karma best
chocobot karma best
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Jan 30 2015 14:00
The Best
  1. gep13 - 3
  2. ferventcoder - 1
  3. c# - 1
  4. powershell - -1
  5. ruby - -1
Gary Ewan Park
@gep13
Jan 30 2015 14:00
I can have a play with redis if you want, the Azure article that I was following initially was using that, so I can try setting it up
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Jan 30 2015 14:00
chocobot karma worst
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Jan 30 2015 14:00
The Worst
  1. ruby - -1
  2. powershell - -1
  3. c# - 1
  4. ferventcoder - 1
  5. gep13 - 3
Gary Ewan Park
@gep13
Jan 30 2015 14:00
woot, top of the leaderboard
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Jan 30 2015 14:00
;)
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Jan 30 2015 17:53
chocobot fitbit approve
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Jan 30 2015 17:53
No pending requests.