These are chat archives for chocolatey/chocobot-gitter

4th
Feb 2015
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Feb 04 2015 00:12
Yolo
ass
chocobot ping
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Feb 04 2015 00:12
PONG
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Feb 04 2015 00:12
chocobot yolo
chocobot help
Gary Ewan Park
@gep13
Feb 04 2015 07:32
chocobot ping
chocobot ping
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Feb 04 2015 07:33
PONG
Gary Ewan Park
@gep13
Feb 04 2015 07:33
chocobot help
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Feb 04 2015 07:33

nnn - link to GitHub issue nnn for chocobot_GITHUB_REPO project

ALL CAPS | LONGCAPS - Reply with Manatee
Good Morning makes chocobot say good morning to you back
Hello or Good Day make chocobot say hello to you back
applause|applaud|bravo|slow clap - Get applause
botsnack - give the bot a food
calm down | simmer down | that escalated quickly - Reply with Manatee
dance - Display a dancing Carlton
deal with it - display a "deal with it" gif
disassemble - NO DISASSEMBLE
haters - Returns a random haters gonna hate url
chocobot adapter - Reply with the adapter
chocobot animate me <query> - The same thing as image me, except adds a few parameters to try to return an animated GIF instead.
chocobot ascii me <text> - Show text in ascii art
chocobot calm me | manatee me - Reply with Manatee
chocobot card 2 - Displays two answers for questions with two blanks
chocobot card me - Displays an answer
chocobot chuck norris -- random Chuck Norris awesomeness
chocobot chuck norris me <user> -- let's see how <user> would do as Chuck Norris
chocobot echo <text> - Reply back with <text>
chocobot fitbit approve - Approve all pending requests
chocobot fitbit leaders - Show table of leaders
chocobot fitbit register - Show how to friend the bot
chocobot flip - chocobot flips a table
chocobot github search [repo] <query> - Search for <query> in [repo] or anywhere
chocobot hangout me <title> - Creates a Hangout with the given title and returns the URL.
chocobot help - Displays all of the help commands that chocobot knows about.
chocobot help <query> - Displays all help commands that match <query>.
chocobot image me <query> - The Original. Queries Google Images for <query> and returns a random top result.
chocobot map me <query> - Returns a map view of the area returned by query.
chocobot mart me - Show random Walmart image
chocobot mustache me <query> - Searches Google Images for the specified query and mustaches it.
chocobot mustache me <url> - Adds a mustache to the specified URL.
chocobot ping - Reply with pong
chocobot pug bomb N - get N pugs
chocobot pug me - Receive a pug
chocobot q card - Returns a question
chocobot roll (die|one) - Roll one six-sided dice
chocobot roll <x>d<y> - roll x dice, each of which has y sides
chocobot roll dice - Roll two six-sided dice
chocobot simpsons image me - displays a random image from imgur.com/r/TheSimpsons
chocobot simpsons quote me - displays a random quote from the simpsons
chocobot tell <recipients> <some message> - tell <recipients> <some message> next time they are present.
chocobot the rules - Make sure chocobot still knows the rules.
chocobot time - Reply with current time
chocobot translate me <phrase> - Searches for a translation for the <phrase> and then prints that bad boy out.
chocobot translate me from <source> into <target> <phrase> - Translates <phrase> from <source> into <target>. Both <source> and <target> are optional
chocobot travis me <user>/<repo> - Returns the build status of https://github.com/<user>/<repo>
chocobot twitter <command> <query> - Search Twitter for a query
chocobot uptime - Outputs bot uptime
chocobot walmart me - Show random Walmart image
chocobot xkcd <num> - XKCD comic <num>
chocobot xkcd [latest]- The latest XKCD comic
chocobot xkcd random - XKCD comic <num>
chocobot youtube me <query> - Searches YouTube for the query and returns the video embed link.
knowing is half the battle - display "The Battle" image
repo#nnn - link to GitHub issue nnn for repo project
rimshot - Link to a short video of a rimshot
sarcastic applause|clap - Get sarcastic applause
ship it - Display a motivation squirrel
user/repo#nnn - link to GitHub issue nnn for user/repo project
Gary Ewan Park
@gep13
Feb 04 2015 07:33
@ferventcoder what is yolo meant to do? :-)
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Feb 04 2015 08:14
did you add yolo?
I'd love it if you had
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Feb 04 2015 08:14
And I love that I have an erection... that doesn't involve homeless people.
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Feb 04 2015 08:14
archer--
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Feb 04 2015 08:14
archer lost a level. (Karma: -2)
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Feb 04 2015 08:15
chocobot karma best
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Feb 04 2015 08:15
The Best
  1. octopress - 2
  2. ferventcoder - 1
  3. gep13 - 1
  4. @gep13 - 1
  5. @ferventcoder - 1
Gary Ewan Park
@gep13
Feb 04 2015 08:22
nope, I haven't added yolo, I can if you want, and I can remove archer if you don't want that one
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Feb 04 2015 08:45
yeah that would be great
chocobot karma worst
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Feb 04 2015 08:45
The Worst
  1. ruby - -4
  2. archer - -2
  3. chocobot - 0
  4. sublime - 1
  5. chucker - 1
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Feb 04 2015 08:46
wix--
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Feb 04 2015 08:46
wix took a dive. (Karma: -1)
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Feb 04 2015 08:46
wix--
wix--
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Feb 04 2015 08:46
wix lost a life. (Karma: -2)
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Feb 04 2015 08:46
wix--
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Feb 04 2015 08:46
wix lost a level. (Karma: -3)
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Feb 04 2015 08:46
wix is wrong, should be msi
haha
msi--
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Feb 04 2015 08:46
msi took a dive. (Karma: -1)
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Feb 04 2015 08:46
msi--
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Feb 04 2015 08:46
msi lost a life. (Karma: -2)
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Feb 04 2015 08:46
msi--
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Feb 04 2015 08:46
msi lost a life. (Karma: -3)
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Feb 04 2015 08:46
msi--
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Feb 04 2015 08:46
msi took a hit! Ouch. (Karma: -4)
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Feb 04 2015 08:46
wix++
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Feb 04 2015 08:46
wix gained a level! (Karma: -2)
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Feb 04 2015 08:46
wix++
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Feb 04 2015 08:46
wix gained a level! (Karma: -1)
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Feb 04 2015 08:46
wix++
The chocolatiest bot this side of the Mississippi
@choco-bot
Feb 04 2015 08:46
wix leveled up! (Karma: 0)
Rob Reynolds
@ferventcoder
Feb 04 2015 08:46
neutral
Gary Ewan Park
@gep13
Feb 04 2015 08:53
ha ha!