Hello World - Get invited to the coala organization.
cobot (invite|inv) <username> [to [team]] - Allows maintainers to invite users to the coala organization.
cobot (new|file) issue <repository> <title><newline>[description] - Creates a GitHub issue given the repo name, title and description. Write description in new line.
cobot <nevermind|nm> - Doesn't mind.
cobot <wa|wolfram> <question> - Searches Wolfram Alpha for the answer to the question.
cobot assign <issue_link> - Assigns issue <issue_link> to user
cobot explain <topic> - Returns the info we have on your topic.
cobot ghetto <text> - Real talk yo
cobot help - Displays all of the help commands that Hubot knows about.
cobot help <query> - Displays all help commands that match <query>.
cobot lmgtfy <term> - Searches google for you!
cobot mark (wip|pending) <pull URL> - Marks the given pull request as work in progress/pending review.
cobot the rules - Make sure hubot still knows the rules.
cobot unassign <issue_link> - Unassign the user from the issue <issue_link>
ship it - Display a motivation squirrel