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20th
Nov 2015
Sayanee Basu
@sayanee
Nov 20 2015 01:20
Good morning everyone!!!!
โญ๏ธโ˜€๏ธ๐ŸŒค๐Ÿ’ซ
Andre Marcelo-Tanner
@kzap
Nov 20 2015 01:22
is there a Hackpad for Day 2?
Ed Moore
@eddiemoore
Nov 20 2015 01:23
If people are interested in tiny stuff. This whole 3d scene is all made in just 4kb including the audio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YWMGuh15nE
Christian Heilmann
@codepo8
Nov 20 2015 01:28
I remember seeing The Product live in 2000 - this is 64 kb!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PZ73nLZaqc
screencasts and slides of my talk and the Microsoft meetup talk yesterday: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PZ73nLZaqc
screencasts and slides of my talk and the Microsoft meetup talk yesterday: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PZ73nLZaqc
bollocks, wrong link
Ed Moore
@eddiemoore
Nov 20 2015 01:30
wrong link?
damn you pasteboard
Andre Marcelo-Tanner
@kzap
Nov 20 2015 01:31
need screenshare ! :)
hope we get a copy of his code after
Chit Thiri Maung
@ahkeno
Nov 20 2015 01:34
text color are really not clear for my view :(
stacey
@istisiki
Nov 20 2015 01:34
copy of the code would be nice. :)
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 01:35
we can ask him for it
Christian Heilmann
@codepo8
Nov 20 2015 01:36
He could have used JSBin - that casts automatically and people can code along
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 01:38
good idea actually
Christian Heilmann
@codepo8
Nov 20 2015 01:38
I like thick vines and I cannot lie
Pongstr Ordillo
@pongstr
Nov 20 2015 01:39
lol
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 01:42
i love that vines = vines.filter(v => v.l--)
such hacks! many terseness! wow!
Sayanee Basu
@sayanee
Nov 20 2015 01:46
Checkout http://synthery.io everyone - they will be at after party! More generative audio visuals.
Andre Marcelo-Tanner
@kzap
Nov 20 2015 01:48
doh ya jsbin
people are copying the screen
Brendon
@brendonco
Nov 20 2015 01:50
cool stuff visual audio:D
Andre Marcelo-Tanner
@kzap
Nov 20 2015 01:57
anyone doing this on jsbin?
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 01:59
EPIC!
Cris Ryan Tan
@xxryan1234
Nov 20 2015 01:59
day 2 link? :D
Joshua Koo
@zz85
Nov 20 2015 02:05
+1 to vines = vines.filter(v => v.l--) !!! :)
Jek Bao CHOO
@choopage
Nov 20 2015 02:12
Any idea from Tim's Top 10 Password of 2014, why is Top 1 & Top 3 the same? The pwd is 12345. If this password is top 1 then it can't be top 3 huh?
Lasantha Bandara
@lasanthabandara
Nov 20 2015 02:12
lazy to make passwords? buy one... ;)
Christian Heilmann
@codepo8
Nov 20 2015 02:17
The best way to create a strong password is have an average windows end user try to exit Vim
Andre Marcelo-Tanner
@kzap
Nov 20 2015 02:18
^^^
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 02:19
hehehehe
briwa
@briwa
Nov 20 2015 02:19
@choopage I'm more interested in how they do the research on getting top 10 passwords... I thought all passwords are encrypted on databases. Surveys?
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 02:19
sigh.. why do people still use md5 for password :(
Andre Marcelo-Tanner
@kzap
Nov 20 2015 02:19
decrypting passwords poorly hashed
lots of hackers just download password dbs and dont touch the site
Christian Heilmann
@codepo8
Nov 20 2015 02:20
because they do "how to encrypt passwords" in Google and find 12 year old tutorials.
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 02:20
sigh
Andre Marcelo-Tanner
@kzap
Nov 20 2015 02:20
there are sites out there where you can search for your email and see if your email is a known password dump
theres even an API :)
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 02:20
MiloDinosaur
Christian Heilmann
@codepo8
Nov 20 2015 02:20
The best password is ** - I mean, it is what it looks like
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 02:20
If you haven't had that in Singapore, you haven't lived :P
briwa
@briwa
Nov 20 2015 02:20
you mean hunter2
Christian Heilmann
@codepo8
Nov 20 2015 02:20
GOD
or g0d if you are 1337 h4xx0rz
Claudio Mettler
@ponyfleisch
Nov 20 2015 02:21
OKAY GUYS. for people who don't wanna go to the afterparty tonight: i'll star your github repo for brackets :)
Andre Marcelo-Tanner
@kzap
Nov 20 2015 02:21
obligatory xkcd: https://xkcd.com/936/
Lim Chee Aun
@cheeaun
Nov 20 2015 02:22
1 star on github = 5 brackets?
Ed Moore
@eddiemoore
Nov 20 2015 02:23
Aircon is very cold again today.
getting goosebumps
Ronald Allan Mojica
@mojics
Nov 20 2015 02:23
i think most banks in Singapore use RSA
Ed Moore
@eddiemoore
Nov 20 2015 02:23
at least at the back tables
Claudio Mettler
@ponyfleisch
Nov 20 2015 02:24
cheeaun: that's the going rate. i might've already starred your bus route explorer though :)
Lasantha Bandara
@lasanthabandara
Nov 20 2015 02:24
yeah... too cold
Lim Chee Aun
@cheeaun
Nov 20 2015 02:24
@ponyfleisch :smile: you're using it?
Claudio Mettler
@ponyfleisch
Nov 20 2015 02:24
occasionally, yeah!
Joshua Koo
@zz85
Nov 20 2015 02:25
unicode passwords pleases :)
and a link to w3schools ;)
Claudio Mettler
@ponyfleisch
Nov 20 2015 02:25
oh, i did not star it though. did it now. awaiting your payment :-P
Christian Heilmann
@codepo8
Nov 20 2015 02:25
An interesting way to create entropy is using the devicelight API and ask people to wave their hand around the camera http://jsbin.com/sepafi/edit?html,js,output
Lim Chee Aun
@cheeaun
Nov 20 2015 02:27
:moneybag: :moneybag: :moneybag:
^ password
Sayanee Basu
@sayanee
Nov 20 2015 02:27
Wow jsconf exchange rate!! GitHub stars and bracket
@ponyfleisch what is the exchange rate for GitHub stars to brackets??
Lim Chee Aun
@cheeaun
Nov 20 2015 02:28
currently 1 star = 5 brackets
i think
Sayanee Basu
@sayanee
Nov 20 2015 02:28
Noo please
Maythee Anegboonlap
@llun
Nov 20 2015 02:28
can I unstar and star again? ๐Ÿ˜…
Sayanee Basu
@sayanee
Nov 20 2015 02:28
Not selling mine... Low rate @ponyfleisch
๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†
Claudio Mettler
@ponyfleisch
Nov 20 2015 02:29
@sayanee we need to stay fair to people who only have one github repo. :)
Lim Chee Aun
@cheeaun
Nov 20 2015 02:29
once starred, considered sold
Claudio Mettler
@ponyfleisch
Nov 20 2015 02:29
we're limited by bracket granularity :)
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 02:29
lol
Wendy Mak
@wwymak
Nov 20 2015 02:30
I may have quite a few brackets left as I'm not going to the afterparty... except that most of my side projects are on private gitlab rather than github...
Claudio Mettler
@ponyfleisch
Nov 20 2015 02:30
@wwymak i also take donations!
Wendy Mak
@wwymak
Nov 20 2015 02:30
lol
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 02:30
Claudio Mettler
@ponyfleisch
Nov 20 2015 02:30
hm, i need to sell it as prosperity gospel type donation
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 02:30
another interesting visualization of password lengths ^
Claudio Mettler
@ponyfleisch
Nov 20 2015 02:31
it's the open source spirit! give away, and the community will enrich you :)
Christian Heilmann
@codepo8
Nov 20 2015 02:31
step 3: profit
Claudio Mettler
@ponyfleisch
Nov 20 2015 02:31
prosperity code-spel?
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 02:31
@ponyfleisch that's a good plan actually.. you should just setup a station at the conference entrance with your laptop and a sign ##Stars for Brackets
Claudio Mettler
@ponyfleisch
Nov 20 2015 02:31
yeah, we talked about that last year :)
though if i'd actually do that, github might ban me :)
which would suck because i have work stuff there.
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 02:32
haha
or you can ask for their spare brackets in good will :P
Claudio Mettler
@ponyfleisch
Nov 20 2015 02:33
which would make me a beggar and get me thrown out of the country :-P
next time i apply for EP renewal :)
i was thinking of posing as an organizer with a "dispose of your leftover brackets here" bin :-P
Lim Chee Aun
@cheeaun
Nov 20 2015 02:34
"brackets recycle bin" or something
whoa
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 02:35
@wwymak your chrome extension has no screenshots?
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 02:35
somehow I don't trust extensions without screen shots
Lim Chee Aun
@cheeaun
Nov 20 2015 02:35
lolol
Claudio Mettler
@ponyfleisch
Nov 20 2015 02:35
i'm outside in the lobby sitting at a table facing the bar
Lim Chee Aun
@cheeaun
Nov 20 2015 02:35
what if I retweet that tweet?
Wendy Mak
@wwymak
Nov 20 2015 02:36
my extension don't really have a screenshot as it's purely functional...
Claudio Mettler
@ponyfleisch
Nov 20 2015 02:36
hey there, hustling for brackets is MY TERRITORY @cheeaun
Wendy Mak
@wwymak
Nov 20 2015 02:36
it basically just makes it easier to find which tab is playing music/sound
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 02:36
isn't there an icon? or something?
a menu item?
even those would help
Lim Chee Aun
@cheeaun
Nov 20 2015 02:37
probably a video would make more sense
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 02:37
yea.. that's great too.. or gif
Claudio Mettler
@ponyfleisch
Nov 20 2015 02:37
@cheeaun you can join my gang as a foot soldier or we can be enemies and fight a turf war
Lim Jia Rong
@holyxiaoxin
Nov 20 2015 02:37
where can i grab the slides by tim?
Wendy Mak
@wwymak
Nov 20 2015 02:38
okay, I'll add in the icon/gif when I have a spare moment...
Joshua Koo
@zz85
Nov 20 2015 02:38
is this that openID? http://openid.net/
Claudio Mettler
@ponyfleisch
Nov 20 2015 02:39
@wwymak i can also pick up my brackets if you tell me your location :)
Andre Marcelo-Tanner
@kzap
Nov 20 2015 02:40
anyone got a copy of @p01 โ€™s code?
Wendy Mak
@wwymak
Nov 20 2015 02:40
@ponyfleisch at the mo I am at the front desk on the right of the room
will probably go and get some coffee at the break though
Claudio Mettler
@ponyfleisch
Nov 20 2015 02:40
ok, that is now, right? :)
Wendy Mak
@wwymak
Nov 20 2015 02:41
yup ;)
and I need to thaw out... aircon is freezing!
Ed Moore
@eddiemoore
Nov 20 2015 02:41
Yeah so damn cold
Claudio Mettler
@ponyfleisch
Nov 20 2015 02:41
heh, i can lend you a long sleeve shirt for another 10 brackets
Wendy Mak
@wwymak
Nov 20 2015 02:41
I am already wearing a jacket lol
Claudio Mettler
@ponyfleisch
Nov 20 2015 02:42
layers!
layers of warmstraction
Ed Moore
@eddiemoore
Nov 20 2015 02:42
All i have is this stinking t-shirt
Claudio Mettler
@ponyfleisch
Nov 20 2015 02:43
oh my business is now officially endorsed by the rulers!
@wwymak i'm patiently waiting for delivery of my payment :)
maybe not this one
Claudio Mettler
@ponyfleisch
Nov 20 2015 03:02
anyone else needs me to tweet/star/punch your enemy in the face for brackets?
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 03:03
How about fixing some issues in some OSS project?
Claudio Mettler
@ponyfleisch
Nov 20 2015 03:03
well, sure, if i had commit access i would gladly rm -rf the whole of wordpress.
that would be a service to humanity
anyway, my js-fu is probably not good enough :)
you know me, i'm best at talking shit. it's my one skill.
Ed Moore
@eddiemoore
Nov 20 2015 03:09
@sayanee the aircon is very cold
Christian Heilmann
@codepo8
Nov 20 2015 03:10
God, I love that canvas gives you pixel-level access to images - wrote in detail about that here: https://codepo8.github.io/canvas-images-and-pixels/ #jsconfasia
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 03:11
It's the same mechanism that p01 was using to get free compression.
Make image from code, load into canvass and get code back from reading the pixels from canvass. Brilliant!!
Sayanee Basu
@sayanee
Nov 20 2015 03:17
๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘ yeah the venue is cold @eddiemoore
I heard it's better right in the front or right at the back
Claudio Mettler
@ponyfleisch
Nov 20 2015 03:17
okay let's crowdfund this. if i get 200 brackets, i will sabotage the aircon!
Ed Moore
@eddiemoore
Nov 20 2015 03:17
iโ€™m almost at the back at the tables. but really cold
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 03:18
Front is toasty thanks to all the lights
Ed Moore
@eddiemoore
Nov 20 2015 03:18
@ponyfleisch really wants some brackets
Wendy Mak
@wwymak
Nov 20 2015 03:18
front table isn't toasty!
I thought I'd try the lobby tables but it's still cold out
...
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 03:19
253 shades of gray
Claudio Mettler
@ponyfleisch
Nov 20 2015 03:20
@sayanee if it is indeed too cold for most people (maybe ask people?), is there something that can be done about it?
Christian Heilmann
@codepo8
Nov 20 2015 03:20
@notthetup if you use PNG, as they get gzipped.
G. Kay Lee
@gsklee
Nov 20 2015 03:25

Slides of my talk yesterday:

Bio-Inspired Frontend Engineering
http://slides.com/gsklee/bio-inspired-frontend-engineering

Christian Heilmann
@codepo8
Nov 20 2015 03:26
oh cool, thanks @gsklee
G. Kay Lee
@gsklee
Nov 20 2015 03:29
:+1: Let me know if you've got any feedback on my talk, was actually my first conference talk as well my first talk in English
Zell Liew
@zellwk
Nov 20 2015 03:29
Awesome one @gsklee +1 :)
Too much bio for me though =p
G. Kay Lee
@gsklee
Nov 20 2015 03:31
Yeah I actually have some more thing that I'd like to share on mixins 'n traits but I guess I put too much time on the background knowledge
Andre Marcelo-Tanner
@kzap
Nov 20 2015 03:37
Romaric Juniet
@romaric-juniet
Nov 20 2015 03:41
Andre Marcelo-Tanner
@kzap
Nov 20 2015 03:42
ok this is as complete as i could get the code from what i copied, from some others and checking the screenshots and videos posted on twitter: https://github.com/kzap/p01-jsconfasia2015-demo
it doesnt workโ€ฆ. can anyone improve? :D
Lim Jia Rong
@holyxiaoxin
Nov 20 2015 03:44
@kzap do you have day 1's link as well? thanks. (:
Lim Chee Aun
@cheeaun
Nov 20 2015 03:44
@kzap did you just type all that from scratch?
@cheeaun from scratch? i copied during the demo and from those next to me
Lim Jia Rong
@holyxiaoxin
Nov 20 2015 03:45
thanks (:
Lim Chee Aun
@cheeaun
Nov 20 2015 03:45
@kzap ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
Andre Marcelo-Tanner
@kzap
Nov 20 2015 03:47
its not working though :( will approach p01 later :)
Joshua Koo
@zz85
Nov 20 2015 03:52
@kzap looks like there's an infinite loop there
Andre Marcelo-Tanner
@kzap
Nov 20 2015 03:52
:(
Joshua Koo
@zz85
Nov 20 2015 03:52
@kzap .forEach instead of .foreach
Lim Chee Aun
@cheeaun
Nov 20 2015 03:53
line 105
Andre Marcelo-Tanner
@kzap
Nov 20 2015 03:54
fixed but still hanging
Christian Heilmann
@codepo8
Nov 20 2015 03:57
Claudio Mettler
@ponyfleisch
Nov 20 2015 03:59
okay, new service:
for 15 brackets i will: fill a plate with food and have it ready while other people are still queuing up
queuein
Sayanee Basu
@sayanee
Nov 20 2015 04:00
......
Claudio Mettler
@ponyfleisch
Nov 20 2015 04:00
plus have a reserved spot at a standing table :)
Lim Chee Aun
@cheeaun
Nov 20 2015 04:00
Uber for food queue in conferences
Sayanee Basu
@sayanee
Nov 20 2015 04:00
UberJS
Claudio Mettler
@ponyfleisch
Nov 20 2015 04:00
offer expires in 3 minutes. only one slot available.
Soares Chen
@soareschen
Nov 20 2015 04:04
how does the dollar replace DOM xss work? I can't reproduce the injection
Yuanhsiang Cheng
@yhsiang
Nov 20 2015 04:04
$ follow with single quote ?
Soares Chen
@soareschen
Nov 20 2015 04:05
ya but where? I tried $``test<foo'.replace(/[<>]/ig, '')
Christian Heilmann
@codepo8
Nov 20 2015 04:07
If you wonder about Internet Explorer or Microsoft Edge logo. If it looks like a shower head above a sink, it is Edge
Ed Moore
@eddiemoore
Nov 20 2015 04:08
@codepo8 any idea when CSS variables are coming to Edge?
Ed Moore
@eddiemoore
Nov 20 2015 04:09
:cry:
Aqilah Misuary
@aqilahmisuary
Nov 20 2015 04:46
who ever is playing the music has a nice playlist
Claudio Mettler
@ponyfleisch
Nov 20 2015 04:50
30 brackets and i'll find you the person with the playlist
Maythee Anegboonlap
@llun
Nov 20 2015 04:52
๐Ÿ˜ฎ The price is increasing.
Ronald Ishak
@ronishak
Nov 20 2015 04:57
is the checkin system for jsconfasia opensourced somewhere? just curious how it all works together (getting a brother printer to print using javascript)
chenxeed
@chenxeed
Nov 20 2015 05:00
i haven't spend any of my brackets (and dunno if i will). if anyone interested to have one or two, can find me lol
csjdraj
@csjdraj
Nov 20 2015 05:01
Whats the url where the slides are consolidated?
csjdraj
@csjdraj
Nov 20 2015 05:04
@pongstr thank you very much
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 05:04
please feel free to send PRs
Pongstr Ordillo
@pongstr
Nov 20 2015 05:04
np :+1:
Andre Marcelo-Tanner
@kzap
Nov 20 2015 05:09
is Ableton Javascript?
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 05:10
nope
but loopjs is
which is what he built to replace Ableton
Elton Jain
@scazzy
Nov 20 2015 05:10
I need the grid thing he's playing
it's cool
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 05:10
those are Novation Launchpads
Claudio Mettler
@ponyfleisch
Nov 20 2015 05:11
@chenxeed where are you sitting?
Elton Jain
@scazzy
Nov 20 2015 05:13
@notthetup how much do you get those for around? it's in-store buy
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 05:15
no idea.. @aqilahmisuary any idea how much the launchpad goes for?
Elton Jain
@scazzy
Nov 20 2015 05:15
there's an npm package for midi stream, whoa
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 05:16
they're all based off WebMIDI API
Andre Marcelo-Tanner
@kzap
Nov 20 2015 05:16
its raining :)
chenxeed
@chenxeed
Nov 20 2015 05:21
i'm at bean bags sitting
Aqilah Misuary
@aqilahmisuary
Nov 20 2015 05:25
@notthetup there's diff sizes..the smaller launchpads are ard SGD150...something like tommy's Ableton Push is SGD1k plus
tommy wants me to say he's selling his Ableton Push if anyones interested
Tommy Roberson
@swlabrtyr
Nov 20 2015 05:27
yes
he did want you to say that
Aqilah Misuary
@aqilahmisuary
Nov 20 2015 05:27
watever tommy!
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 05:28
really interesting use of observable pattern
Aqilah Misuary
@aqilahmisuary
Nov 20 2015 05:29
Please come to the web audio hack day if anyone is interested with playing with some midi controllers http://2015.devfest.asia/#Sat21
Lim Chee Aun
@cheeaun
Nov 20 2015 05:30
Free Ableton Pushes?!
Jurvis Tan
@jurvis
Nov 20 2015 05:30
did someone say free?
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 05:30
hahaha nah
Lim Chee Aun
@cheeaun
Nov 20 2015 05:30
๐Ÿ˜ฉ
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 05:30
i'll bringing one..
if anyone else has some MIDIController, bring them down
Lim Chee Aun
@cheeaun
Nov 20 2015 05:31
only one?!
Tommy Roberson
@swlabrtyr
Nov 20 2015 05:31
@cheeaun @jurvis nothing in this life is free
Lim Chee Aun
@cheeaun
Nov 20 2015 05:32
how bout 5 brackets for one Ableton Push?
Jurvis Tan
@jurvis
Nov 20 2015 05:32
@swlabrtyr one can only dream ๐Ÿ˜…
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 05:32
boom
Tommy Roberson
@swlabrtyr
Nov 20 2015 05:32
investment lah !
in your future musical swagness
Ed Moore
@eddiemoore
Nov 20 2015 05:32
If you have a MaKey MaKey you could make a banana a midi controller :P
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 05:32
yea. that works
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 05:33
also the button used for JSPardy yesterday are using MIDI :P
I was using the teensy for that.. https://www.pjrc.com/teensy/td_midi.html
Lim Chee Aun
@cheeaun
Nov 20 2015 05:34
Can I just control music with just a banana and nothing else?
Ronald Allan Mojica
@mojics
Nov 20 2015 05:34
Wendy Mak
@wwymak
Nov 20 2015 05:35
I am not much good at making music... I just want to try making cool viz of them ๐Ÿ˜
Peh Jun Hao
@haopjh
Nov 20 2015 05:35
I have to say, matt's music is really cool :D
Sayanee Basu
@sayanee
Nov 20 2015 05:35
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
Ronald Allan Mojica
@mojics
Nov 20 2015 05:35
damn it!
Lim Chee Aun
@cheeaun
Nov 20 2015 05:35
๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
Ronald Allan Mojica
@mojics
Nov 20 2015 05:36
it is like i'm watching We are your friends..
minus Zach Efron :)
Tommy Roberson
@swlabrtyr
Nov 20 2015 05:37
matt > zach efron
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 05:39
"javasrcipt is a hot mess"
Ronald Allan Mojica
@mojics
Nov 20 2015 05:39
tugs tugs tugs...
Christian Heilmann
@codepo8
Nov 20 2015 05:39
I love makey makey
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 05:39
sampling douglas crockford FTW!
Christian Heilmann
@codepo8
Nov 20 2015 05:40
used it in Mozilla to teach web making https://github.com/codepo8/testy-testy
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 05:40
nice
Christian Heilmann
@codepo8
Nov 20 2015 05:41
Beyond Tellerand Conf and NightlyBuild in Germany has a DJ live sampling the speakers' sound bites: https://soundcloud.com/baldower
My next band will be "Unknown Artist" with the first song "Unknown Song" - just to mess with iTunes
stacey
@istisiki
Nov 20 2015 05:44
drop the bass
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 05:44
hahaha
Christian Heilmann
@codepo8
Nov 20 2015 05:49
require('crickets.js').play()
Am I the only one slightly disturbed by a car in the middle of the room
Levin Tacandong
@levint
Nov 20 2015 05:50
I thought it was a prize for an upcoming raffle draw
Claudio Mettler
@ponyfleisch
Nov 20 2015 05:51
braaaaaaaaaackets
Levin Tacandong
@levint
Nov 20 2015 05:51
3000 brackets for the car
Sayanee Basu
@sayanee
Nov 20 2015 05:51
LOL @ponyfleisch ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ not giving up
Wendy Mak
@wwymak
Nov 20 2015 05:51
@ponyfleisch just how many drinks are you planning to consume tonight with all those brackets?! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
Lim Jia Rong
@holyxiaoxin
Nov 20 2015 05:52
how much for coe
Pongstr Ordillo
@pongstr
Nov 20 2015 05:53
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Ed Moore
@eddiemoore
Nov 20 2015 05:54
Wow 3000 brackets would be VERY cheap for a car in Singapore
You would be looking at 100,000 brackets at least for a car here
Claudio Mettler
@ponyfleisch
Nov 20 2015 05:56
@wwymak ALL of them
Joshua Koo
@zz85
Nov 20 2015 05:59
That Crockford thing was really entertaining... especially if you remember the talk he spoke those words in :D
Sayanee Basu
@sayanee
Nov 20 2015 06:03
@zz85 any link for that talk?
Loving how voices from videos by devs are being used in generative music
Lim Chee Aun
@cheeaun
Nov 20 2015 06:07
Beyond Tellerrand ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ (I'm wearing the conf t-shirt)
Sayanee Basu
@sayanee
Nov 20 2015 06:09
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
Tan Shiaw Uen
@shiawuen
Nov 20 2015 06:16
off topic: @notthetup stucked at the web audio nodeschool exercise any tips for exercise no. 3?
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 06:17
@shiawuen I'm outside if you wanna work on it
Tan Shiaw Uen
@shiawuen
Nov 20 2015 06:19
@notthetup got it work! Need to set the type to 'sawtooth'
Cloudonsky1012
@Cloudonsky1012
Nov 20 2015 06:19
Anyone know bar will open today or not?
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 06:19
It's open
Cloudonsky1012
@Cloudonsky1012
Nov 20 2015 06:20
Awesome...i need some refreshment...
Christian Heilmann
@codepo8
Nov 20 2015 06:23
Homework: this talk by HTTPS - https://vimeo.com/140641363 - be super afraid if you deliver your content over http or mixed.
Claudio Mettler
@ponyfleisch
Nov 20 2015 06:24
@sayanee you haven't told any js jokes!
Lim Chee Aun
@cheeaun
Nov 20 2015 06:24
5 brackets for 1 joke!
Sayanee Basu
@sayanee
Nov 20 2015 06:25
Yeah!! Jokes!!
Can I call upon one of you to say the jokes?
More fun that way :)
Claudio Mettler
@ponyfleisch
Nov 20 2015 06:25
for 20 brackets i will do it
Sayanee Basu
@sayanee
Nov 20 2015 06:26
Ok @ponyfleisch you first
Lim Chee Aun
@cheeaun
Nov 20 2015 06:26
that'll be 4 jokes
Claudio Mettler
@ponyfleisch
Nov 20 2015 06:26
but only if: 1. i can pick the joke myself and 2. it can be a your mom joke
just kidding
Sayanee Basu
@sayanee
Nov 20 2015 06:26
Hahahahaha thanks @cheeaun
Claudio Mettler
@ponyfleisch
Nov 20 2015 06:26
but nope, not looking to be in the spotlight :)
Sayanee Basu
@sayanee
Nov 20 2015 06:26
No must be Javascript jokes, else it will be -10 brackets for you @ponyfleisch
You can stay behind the pillar LOL
Ed Moore
@eddiemoore
Nov 20 2015 06:27
Q: I have a problem doing Ajax. A: Just use jQuery
Sayanee Basu
@sayanee
Nov 20 2015 06:27
Ok Eddie!! Will call you then
LOL
Ed Moore
@eddiemoore
Nov 20 2015 06:27
NOOO!
haha
Elton Jain
@scazzy
Nov 20 2015 06:28
Why are they called 'Brackets' when it mentions GitHub?
It should be 'Atom'
Lim Chee Aun
@cheeaun
Nov 20 2015 06:28
Ronald Allan Mojica
@mojics
Nov 20 2015 06:28
she's cute :smile:
Ed Moore
@eddiemoore
Nov 20 2015 06:30
anyone get this
[โ€œHIPโ€,โ€HIP"]
Claudio Mettler
@ponyfleisch
Nov 20 2015 06:30
hip hip array
Zell Liew
@zellwk
Nov 20 2015 06:30
Um. Hey, just wondering. Anyone has any good resources on implementing HTTP2?
Super confused about the implementation part
Ronald Allan Mojica
@mojics
Nov 20 2015 06:31
i think browser should work on this..
like what she said.
Zell Liew
@zellwk
Nov 20 2015 06:31
Well, I heart you need to configure something on the server side, which I'm not awesome at :(
Oh wait. I just see @codepo8 posted this Vimeo talk. Thanks for that!
Ed Moore
@eddiemoore
Nov 20 2015 06:31
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Lim Jia Rong
@holyxiaoxin
Nov 20 2015 06:33
"While the spec doesnโ€™t force anyone to implement HTTP/2 over TLS but allows you to do it over clear text TCP, representatives from both the Firefox and the Chrome development teams have expressed their intents to only implement HTTP/2 over TLS. This means HTTPS:// URLs are the only ones that will enable HTTP/2 for these browsers. Internet Explorer people have expressed that they intend to also support the new protocol without TLS, but when they shipped their first test version as part of the Windows 10 tech preview, that browser also only supported HTTP/2 over TLS. As of this writing, there has been no browser released to the public that speaks clear text HTTP/2. Most existing servers only speak HTTP/2 over TLS."
Elton Jain
@scazzy
Nov 20 2015 06:34
the lightening talks' happening where?
Lim Chee Aun
@cheeaun
Nov 20 2015 06:38
how does this lightning talk work?
Ryan J. Salva
@ryanjsalva
Nov 20 2015 06:38
Just to be sure I understood that right: we should remove hacks like concatenation to take full advantage of http2 because if you concatenate all your assets into one file, then http2 will deliver more data than is necessary for a page load. Is that right?
Lim Chee Aun
@cheeaun
Nov 20 2015 06:40
hmm why is it more data?
Ed Moore
@eddiemoore
Nov 20 2015 06:40
I believe so. I think concatenation is actually an antipattern in HTTP/2
Ronald Allan Mojica
@mojics
Nov 20 2015 06:42
since http2 is still not widely implemented we can live to that?
Some slides from Ilya Grigorik on HTTP/2
Joshua Koo
@zz85
Nov 20 2015 06:47
Forking a fork of p01's live code today...... http://jsdo.it/zz85/C9mc @kzap
Lim Chee Aun
@cheeaun
Nov 20 2015 06:48
Nice
Ronald Allan Mojica
@mojics
Nov 20 2015 06:48
openui5 seems a sencha extjs competitor
Ryan J. Salva
@ryanjsalva
Nov 20 2015 06:50
@mojics, except that it's open source :)
Pongstr Ordillo
@pongstr
Nov 20 2015 06:59
still on the http/2 topic lol.. https://http2.akamai.com/
Ronald Allan Mojica
@mojics
Nov 20 2015 06:59
Hahahah that was awesome!!!
Ed Moore
@eddiemoore
Nov 20 2015 07:01
Almost sounds like he will finish withโ€ฆ. Going onceโ€ฆ. Going twiceโ€ฆ.. SOLD!!
Ronald Allan Mojica
@mojics
Nov 20 2015 07:01
i hope there's a slower version..
Elton Jain
@scazzy
Nov 20 2015 07:01
haha
Ronald Allan Mojica
@mojics
Nov 20 2015 07:01
he should join a Rap Battle :)
Elton Jain
@scazzy
Nov 20 2015 07:02
need a slow-mplifier
Zell Liew
@zellwk
Nov 20 2015 07:02
Hahahah!
Ronald Allan Mojica
@mojics
Nov 20 2015 07:02
JS Rap Battle
Elton Jain
@scazzy
Nov 20 2015 07:03
5 seconds left
Jasper Chang
@jasperck
Nov 20 2015 07:03
I was slower lol
Elton Jain
@scazzy
Nov 20 2015 07:04
@jasperck what did you speak?
Jasper Chang
@jasperck
Nov 20 2015 07:04
just heard the speaker said while Thomas said you could play the video slower online lol
Joshua Koo
@zz85
Nov 20 2015 07:05
Ronald Allan Mojica
@mojics
Nov 20 2015 07:05
Thanks!
Lim Chee Aun
@cheeaun
Nov 20 2015 07:05
also checkout http://engineers.sg/
for all videos of most talks in previous meetups in SG
Maythee Anegboonlap
@llun
Nov 20 2015 07:06
coldwar.io is down ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
Ranjan
@crashuniverse
Nov 20 2015 07:08
Works on Singtel, down at #jsconfasia. There is hope.
Lim Chee Aun
@cheeaun
Nov 20 2015 07:09
Is there a multiplayer version?
Elton Jain
@scazzy
Nov 20 2015 07:53
liked the coldwar rap. was lightening fast :smile:
Andre Marcelo-Tanner
@kzap
Nov 20 2015 07:58
https://github.com/kzap/p01-jsconfasia2015-demo <โ€”โ€” got it working @cheeaun with p01โ€™s help, try it out
he said heโ€™ll post it on his website also
Simon Swain
@simonswain
Nov 20 2015 08:01
Sorry I had to talk so fast! A lot of pack in to 5 minutes....
There are links to full versions of the talk on the coldwar github https://github.com/simonswain/coldwar
Sebastiaan Deckers
@sebdeckers
Nov 20 2015 08:03
@simonswain you gave your Coldwar talk in 5 mins?!
Simon Swain
@simonswain
Nov 20 2015 08:03
Almost. Just the first part that introduces the game look and 60fps animation
*game loop
Ed Moore
@eddiemoore
Nov 20 2015 08:04
@cbas was crazy fast
Simon Swain
@simonswain
Nov 20 2015 08:06
Still have a few stickers left in anyone wants one
G. Kay Lee
@gsklee
Nov 20 2015 08:07
@simonswain cool lightning talk that you've pulled off!
enjoyed your performance
stacey
@istisiki
Nov 20 2015 08:11
@simonswain entertaining talk! didn't catch all of it but it definitely caught my attention. you, matt, and paul should collaborate on a programmer dance rap single.
Sebastiaan Deckers
@sebdeckers
Nov 20 2015 08:18
@simonswain the js rap god
Simon Swain
@simonswain
Nov 20 2015 08:21
@gsklee @istisiki Thanks :)
Cloudonsky1012
@Cloudonsky1012
Nov 20 2015 08:35
The magic hat what for? Magic show later?
Claudio Mettler
@ponyfleisch
Nov 20 2015 08:42
Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaackets
Ed Moore
@eddiemoore
Nov 20 2015 08:43
ask @notthetup
he is rolling in them
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 08:48
@eddiemoore shhhh.. i wanted to rub it in @ponyfleisch's face :P
Ed Moore
@eddiemoore
Nov 20 2015 08:50
:no_mouth:
apozeus
@apozeus
Nov 20 2015 08:52
Where is the party later?
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 08:54
51 telok ayer street
Elton Jain
@scazzy
Nov 20 2015 08:59
@simonswain it was kinda good. was a TL;DR
@notthetup what place is it TBC? for the afterparty
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 09:02
i think TBC was To Be Confirmed
but our lanyard say this address "51 telok ayer st"
Andre Marcelo-Tanner
@kzap
Nov 20 2015 09:08
is 51 telok braintreeโ€™s office?
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 09:08
is it?
dunno
Elton Jain
@scazzy
Nov 20 2015 09:11
@devfestasia please update about the venue
Christian Heilmann
@codepo8
Nov 20 2015 09:11
If you want to show someone a node/express server without any setup, check out the Azure test server: https://www.christianheilmann.com/2015/10/27/testing-out-node-and-express-without-a-local-install-or-editor
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 09:33
woot! had a blast people.. stay in this chat for WebAudio Hack Day and other DevFest events.
Ryan J. Salva
@ryanjsalva
Nov 20 2015 10:15
Where do I go to register for web audio hack day?
Ryan J. Salva
@ryanjsalva
Nov 20 2015 10:29
Nevermind... I'm dumb. I figured it out :smile:
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 10:31
Yay!!
Andre Marcelo-Tanner
@kzap
Nov 20 2015 10:40
incase anyone missed the announcement 51 telok ayer st, go to the roof is what Thomas said
Chinmay Pendharkar
@notthetup
Nov 20 2015 10:43
We're grabbing a pre-after party beer
Heading over soon
Ryan J. Salva
@ryanjsalva
Nov 20 2015 10:49
Wait... you can have a pre-after party beer? That's a thing now? Damn, I can't keep up with you kids.
Wendy Mak
@wwymak
Nov 20 2015 11:12
@notthetup so the web audio hack day is at 39 robinson road... does 08-01 mean the 8th floor?
Siah
@hydrospell
Nov 20 2015 11:53
yes 8th floor unit number 1
@wwymak
Sayanee Basu
@sayanee
Nov 20 2015 12:16
Enjoy at after party every one ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿ’ƒโญ๏ธ๐ŸŒŸ
Andre Marcelo-Tanner
@kzap
Nov 20 2015 13:25
:+1:
crab is awesome
Wendy Mak
@wwymak
Nov 20 2015 14:08
cool, thanks @hydrospell