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7th
Sep 2016
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 06:37
You posted that the last message at half past midnight and this is my first day of school so sorry :(
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 11:52
Oh sorry :P
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 16:35
Hi
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 17:40
hi
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 17:56
hi
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 17:56
hi
So. Protocol
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 17:57
1) Are we still P2P
2) Are you in school?
--
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 17:57
Yesh
no
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 17:57
18 - 5 = 13
Oh
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 17:57
I got out early for some reason
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 17:57
First day or what?
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 17:58
idek I already lost count
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 17:58
mine was first day
lel
3 / 5 lessons were replaced with admin work
today
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 17:58
admin work?
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 17:58
As in, diaries, timetables, etiquette, etc.
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 17:59
I see...
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 17:59
+ assembly (lasted 45 minutes)
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 17:59
OOoh John Ive has an awesome voice
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 17:59
huh?
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 17:59
(watching apple event)
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:00
oh, whoops i forgot
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:00
lol
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:00
direct link?
while i search
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:00
Can only watch from apple device I beleive :(
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:01
:-1:
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:01
Do you have any apple device?
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:01
yes, but it will take a while to find it and charge it to 1%
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:01
The livestream uses some quicktime format
lol
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:01
lol
wait
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:01
Apple TV?
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:01
no
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:01
oh
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:02
but can it be reverse engineered?
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:02
Idek
probably
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:02
i'll google it
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:02
but possibly illegal
It looks awesome on a 60-inch Plasma TV
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:03
lol
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:04
Oh, that is something I can understand :P
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:04
Plasma TVs leave others in the dust
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:04
lel
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:05
But they don't make them much anymore
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:05
:(
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:05
They have a "real black"
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:05
?
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:06
not a wird /gr(e|a)y/
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:06
thanks for the regexp :P
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:06
:P
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:06
/we?ird/
is what you meant?
wird weird
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:06
I couldn't decide wether to use an e or an a
and yes
lol you did it too
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:07
lel
I couldn't decide wether to use an e or an a
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:07
What do you use?
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:07
hmm, well since the person reading is in the UK
I use..
um..
CSS really shook me up
I just pick randonly now
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:07
heh same
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:08
That includes center and centre
Though in a spelling test i put the latter
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:08
Heh us Americans...
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:08
lol
though the first makes sense
you pronounce it that way
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:09
yea
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:09
playing slither.io as 1stClassLambda feel free to join
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:09
wat Iphone can take like 10 pics in 25ms
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:09
wat Iphone can take like 10 pics in 25ms
any good video taking iphone
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:09
and blends the photos for higher res
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:10
oh so warp reality?
:P
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:10
Lol
I always wondered why cameras didn't take advantage of your shaky hands...
why is there a donut floating in a pool?
So. Protocol.
^^
...
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:15
@@
.
i was just killed on slither.io
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:15
lol that face was unintended
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:16
lel
someone captured me in a ring
aand then they died
and i ate their body
but i died
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:16
Ya know there is a very small chance that we would be on the same slither server because you are in Europe (- The final Countdown)
Insurance commercial using it
@joker314
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:27
favourite vs favorite is weird too
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:28
yyeah
You in Europe?
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:28
Like the band? No.
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:28
I see.
Yes.
But how can you be on the Europe server then?
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:28
(I like the band)
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:28
Ohhh
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:29
(I am not in the band.)
(I am in the US)
So. Protocol
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:34
Can you please stop disappearing?
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:38
Sorry, slither.io
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:38
lol it's fine
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:38
What exactly is wrong with chess.com
is it the account requirement
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:38
Required signup
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:38
But
It theen matches you with opponents your rank so
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:38
There is a single party controlling it
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:39
Right
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:39
They could change your move
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:39
is that so bad
They could change your move
So could the recieving party of P2P tho..
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:39
And the ranks can't be verified
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:39
And the ranks can't be verified
Doesn't Google have these problems?
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:40
Well this is gaming matters :P
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:41
lel :P
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:41
We can use #Encryption
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:41
So a P2P chess thing
yeah
ok
Shall we use that thing I read on Wikipedia
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:42
Idek
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:42
Algebraic notation
in its longest form
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:42
Yeah
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:44
Let's play a game
WAIT
You lost it.
I lost the game
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:45
What did I lose?
(Aside from the game)
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:45
The game
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:45
Sugar
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:46
Sugar?
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:46
It is a spoken thing
If you are swaring
You can redirect from the Sh sound to Sugar
It doesn't make much sense typed tho
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:46
oh
I see
Screen Shot 2016-09-07 at 2.47.15 PM.png
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:49
lol
We got homework
But it is due in a week and is easy
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:50
What kind?
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:50
Physics
We are given the formula
density = mass / vol
And we are given
A bunch of
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:51
You're lucky. We get to do boring stuff
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:51
Yeah
we are given
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:51
Like making histograms from a set of random data
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:51
Like making histograms from a set of random data
Oh my
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:51
lol yea
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:51
Sounds boring
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:52
And doing "statistics"
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:52
Lol they like to pretend stuff like that loads
Screen Shot 2016-09-07 at 2.47.15 PM.png
What site are you guys building?
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:53
Lol I have a book titled "Elementary Statistics" and it's far more advanced lol
But it's meant for high-schoolers
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:53
xD
What site are you guys building?
Is it secret?
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:58
no lilcoders
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:58
I yam stupid
I don't have access because "I was fired due to inactivity". I warned them I had to go to the Pascal coding camp
They let me use Python
But their puzzles had memory limits
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:59
No node? No scheme?
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:59
and time limits
No node? No scheme?
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 18:59
No assembly?
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 18:59
1) JS is a no no
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:00
y?
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:00
No node? No scheme?
Nope
y?
They had an electronic tester that..
Didn't support Node, Scheme, Assembly, etcc.
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:01
But python?
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:03
is weird
they have java, pascal, c, cpp, python 2.7, python 3.0
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:06
strange
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:06
mhm
no child my age knew about OOP and lambdas
which was good because I couldn't say those things in Russian
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:07
:(
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:08
but they knew what dynamic programming meant and i didn't
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:09
You mean dynamically typed?
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:10
nope
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:10
Than what?
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:12
Oh not a complex concept tho
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:13
Yeah but
I guess
You should try solving a problem
Memory limit: 64kb
Time limit: 0.2 seconds
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:13
ah
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:13
People are queing to get a ticket
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:13
Assemblytime
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:14
lel
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:14
for what?
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:14
People are queing to get a ticket
Uh, a movie?
Well anyway
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:14
There is only one place to get the tickets
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:14
Ok?
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:14
ok
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:14
Ohhh it's the problemm
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:14
cool abou the c
YES
There is only one place to get the tickets
And so, the people buy tickets at different speeds
And, they buy 1 ticket at speed A, 2 at speed B and 3 at speed C
Note: A is not necceserilly less than B
The people can, beforehand, organise who buys tickets
And you can only buy tickets for people directly behind you
You cannot buy spare tickets
What is the minimum time the people can buy the tickets?
Input file format:
AMOUNT OF PEOPLE\n
A B C (1st person)
A B C (2nd person)
etc.
For example
2
1 3 2
2 1 7
Then:
This message was deleted
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:18
Ok i get it it's hard
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:19
You need "dynamic programming"
As they kept banging on
The key to d.. p.. is that you must e able to tweak previous answsers to fit this solution
Slightly harder than simple recursion

Most other problms were easy

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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:19
lol
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:20
And some people were disqualified for cheating during their competition they called an olimpiad
So I got 3rd place
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:20
Who?
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:20
I got 3rd place
fail
an olimpiad
wat?
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:21
wat?
Just a name they gave it :/
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:21
oh
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:21
(Rather than it being official and international)
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:21
And how do you make purple text on gitter?
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:21
Watch:
/me some text
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:22
:watch:
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:22
Do it
bwbw223 magic test
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:22
Now edit
Out your name
Woohoo!
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:22
lol cool
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:22
Watch this:
Lol
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:23
wat?!!
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:23
Howzzat
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:23
This message was deleted
how?
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:23
Ok, so you post something and delete it, and click on it and press the up arrow
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:23
ok
cool
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:24
Woo
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:24
:D
So. Protocol.
coughs
aargh
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:27
procrastinates
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:27
How do we verify wins?
So ranks can be verified by any party?
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:27
yu cannot without not using p2p exclusively
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:28
Maybe 3-4 peers should participate in a game?
two of them verifying the win/moves?
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:29
Maybe 3-4 peers should participate in a game?
Oh maye
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:29
I just lost the game.
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:29
@#~!
I did too
:P
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:31
procrastinates
cough
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:33
Ok, I have never written a P2P
So.......
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:34
Same :P
-_-
So?
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:36
sure
shall we invite more staff?
so we get it done faster?
Also, our we no longer going to be online?
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:37
Maybe we should start the protocol first because it's always better when there is something that works
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:37
website
Maybe we should start the protocol because it's always better when there us something that works
twu
*twoo
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:38
lol
Maybe we should start the protocol first because it's always better when there is something that works
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:39
I know I know
We really should
BUT
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:39
Because it nothing works, noone will do any work
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:39
Are you worried something happened to him?
Because it nothing works, noone will do any work
Huh?
*it ==> if?
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:40
When there is no base, nothing gets done
Are you worried something happened to him?
Idk
I dunno who he is
*ish
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:41
I dunno who he is
ATC#6
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:41
*8
?
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:41
Nope
#6
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:42
and 8?
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:42
Is 8 out?
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:42
yea
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:42
Aaaah
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:42
Oh wait no lol
fail
It's not
@joker314
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:44
lel
#1 and #6
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:45
OH
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:45
He started what we must continue in his absence
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:45
???
Is he ded?
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:45
He wasn't there to judge the winner of #6
And there has been no contact since
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:45
Icee
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:46
The winner self anounced themselves
But second place disagreed
So we delt with it democratically
People are tracking him down
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:46
lol
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:46
They know where he works
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:46
lol
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:46
His GitHub
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:46
creepy
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:46
(and therefore his photo)
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:46
creepier
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:47
And they were thinking of calling the school where he works
And his family
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:47
Ummm
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:47
(Near the end)
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:51
I saw
So. Protocol.
Emails to his friends
Sounds weird but I guess not
So. Protocol.
jsbin or fiddle?
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:52
Is there a multi-user markdown editor?
in real-time?
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:52
Google
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 19:53
Hmmm rather not
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 19:53
Pages/Plus (I forget)
Hmmm rather not
Ok, Google Docs, that's it
...
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 20:02
hi
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 20:02
Hi Guest 172
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 20:02
I am no longer than :P
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 20:15
Hi, gooing to slither
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 20:15
nooooo
D:
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 20:17
xP
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 20:17
eyyy
Like the suggestion?
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 20:26
urm what just
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@bwbw223
Sep 07 2016 20:29
gtg
Cosmic Web Services
@CosmicWebServices
Sep 07 2016 20:40
jokebookservice1
@joker314
Sep 07 2016 21:12
It takes hours to render