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    Dominik Kutra
    @k-dominik
    :)
    Ulrik Günther
    @skalarproduktraum
    @rimadoma just saw the mandelbrot one, awesome, i need to note this down xD
    Carsten Haubold
    @chaubold
    Hehehe
    Christian Dietz
    @dietzc
    oh my gosh
    Richard Domander
    @rimadoma
    @tinevez That pun was very quixotic.
    tpietzsch
    @tpietzsch
    !!!
    lol
    Richard Domander
    @rimadoma
    @tinevez Did you know that you can tell the sex of an ant by putting it in water? If it floats, it's boy ant.
    Jean-Yves Tinevez
    @tinevez
    Perfect!
    Richard Domander
    @rimadoma
    @tinevez Which is better, a semi clever manoeuvre, or a bit wise operation?
    Ulrik Günther
    @skalarproduktraum
    @rimadoma :+1: xD
    Richard Domander
    @rimadoma
    @tinevez "When you swim in the creek, and an eel bites your cheek, that's a moray"
    Jean-Yves Tinevez
    @tinevez
    .... c'est l'amour ?
    Richard Domander
    @rimadoma
    @tinevez (Sing to the tune of that's amore by Dean Martin)
    Jean-Yves Tinevez
    @tinevez
    Hey @rimadoma have you heard of the guy who only has one thumb, one eye, and who totally rocks at everything? Do you know who that is?
    Jean-Yves Tinevez
    @tinevez
    Well I do not know his name, but he sure rocks.
    tinevez @tinevez :wink: :thumbsup:
    Richard Domander
    @rimadoma
    @tinevez I don't know it that's a pun, or an anti-joke
    Jean-Yves Tinevez
    @tinevez
    Meh. I am a bit dry nowadays. I will try to repeat this one IRL, might be better.
    Richard Domander
    @rimadoma
    @tinevez Well, I'll keep telling you jokes, so that you can use them if you're drawing blank.
    @tinevez Did you hear about the dwarf psychic who escaped from the prison? The police report that there's a small medium at large.
    Jean-Yves Tinevez
    @tinevez
    :!
    Simon Schmid
    @SimonSchmid
    h
    Christian Dietz
    @dietzc
    thanks for contributing simon
    Simon Schmid
    @SimonSchmid
    ups :D
    tpietzsch
    @tpietzsch
    :thumbsup:
    Richard Domander
    @rimadoma
    @tinevez You know, at any given time my urge to start singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...
    Jean-Yves Tinevez
    @tinevez
    @rimadoma This is the story of a dyslexic guy who walks into a bra...
    Richard Domander
    @rimadoma
    @tinevez Did life give him melons?
    Jean-Yves Tinevez
    @tinevez
    :+1:
    Richard Domander
    @rimadoma
    @tinevez I'm so afraid of elevators that I take steps to avoid them
    Curtis Rueden
    @ctrueden
    @rimadoma I love doing the limbo so much, I bend over backwards for it.
    Ulrik Günther
    @skalarproduktraum
    @rimadoma a termite walks into a bar, asks ‘is the bar tender here?'
    Jean-Yves Tinevez
    @tinevez
    From Pete Pitrone :

    I got my friend a fridge for his birthday.

    I cant wait to see his face light up when he opens it

    Jean-Yves Tinevez
    @tinevez
    I was struck by a bottle of omega 3 pills.
    Fortunately my wounds were only super fish oil.
    Ulrik Günther
    @skalarproduktraum
    👍
    Richard Domander
    @rimadoma
    @tinevez :+1:
    Slipping in a French bakery is a pain in the bum
    Jean-Yves Tinevez
    @tinevez
    :plus1:
    Jean-Yves Tinevez
    @tinevez
    From Mary Lawrence:
    ME: excuse me, where's the rowing boat equipment?
    EMPLOYEE: keep going down there, Oar Aisle
    ME:
    EMPLOYEE:
    ME:
    EMPLOYEE:
    ME:
    EMPLOYEE:
    ME: or you'll what?
    Curtis Rueden
    @ctrueden
    I once owned an origami company... but it folded.
    You can still see my work on paper view.
    Richard Domander
    @rimadoma
    @ctrueden I bet the necessary paperwork was doing your head in
    braille.jpg
    Jean-Yves Tinevez
    @tinevez
    :performing_arts:
    Richard Domander
    @rimadoma
    @hanslovsky I think it's cruel to take someone who knows Morse code tap-dancing
    Philipp Hanslovsky
    @hanslovsky
    :D