These are chat archives for jsoxford/jsoxford.github.com

3rd
Feb 2015
Marcus Noble
@AverageMarcus
Feb 03 2015 11:38
wtf?
Tom Lane
@tomlane
Feb 03 2015 11:43
hubot ping
clears throat
Ben Foxall
@benfoxall
Feb 03 2015 11:44
hubot ping
jsoxbot
@jsoxbot
Feb 03 2015 11:44
PONG
Ben Foxall
@benfoxall
Feb 03 2015 11:44
weird
@tomlane you need to type louder
Tom Lane
@tomlane
Feb 03 2015 11:45
HUBOT PING
Ben Foxall
@benfoxall
Feb 03 2015 11:45
HUBOT PING
jsoxbot
@jsoxbot
Feb 03 2015 11:45
PONG
Ben Foxall
@benfoxall
Feb 03 2015 11:45
hubot is being pretty rude
hubot the rules
jsoxbot
@jsoxbot
Feb 03 2015 11:45
  1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
  2. A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
  3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Tom Lane
@tomlane
Feb 03 2015 11:46
the power of the pong(tm) is too much for me I guess
Ben Foxall
@benfoxall
Feb 03 2015 11:47
@tomlane hubot responds to private messages if you want to give him a stern talking to
Marcus Noble
@AverageMarcus
Feb 03 2015 11:47
hubot ping
jsoxbot
@jsoxbot
Feb 03 2015 11:47
PONG
Marcus Noble
@AverageMarcus
Feb 03 2015 11:47
He likes me! :tongue:
Tom Lane
@tomlane
Feb 03 2015 11:49
hubot image me sad face
Tom Lane
@tomlane
Feb 03 2015 11:56
@AverageMarcus On a more serious note, I have a plan of attack to get the Twitter bot included in the talk!
Marcus Noble
@AverageMarcus
Feb 03 2015 11:59
Awesome!
hubot be excited
awww :(
hubot mustache me Tom Lane
Marcus Noble
@AverageMarcus
Feb 03 2015 12:00
errr.....
Tom Lane
@tomlane
Feb 03 2015 12:01
I am not known to Hubot
Marcus Noble
@AverageMarcus
Feb 03 2015 12:01
evidently
Tom Lane
@tomlane
Feb 03 2015 12:01
Maybe I have that to look forward to...
Marcus Noble
@AverageMarcus
Feb 03 2015 14:46
jsoxbot help
hubot help
jsoxbot
@jsoxbot
Feb 03 2015 14:47
hubot adapter - Reply with the adapter
hubot animate me <query> - The same thing as image me, except adds a few parameters to try to return an animated GIF instead.
hubot echo <text> - Reply back with <text>
hubot help - Displays all of the help commands that hubot knows about.
hubot help <query> - Displays all help commands that match <query>.
hubot image me <query> - The Original. Queries Google Images for <query> and returns a random top result.
hubot map me <query> - Returns a map view of the area returned by query.
hubot mustache me <query> - Searches Google Images for the specified query and mustaches it.
hubot mustache me <url> - Adds a mustache to the specified URL.
hubot ping - Reply with pong
hubot pug bomb N - get N pugs
hubot pug me - Receive a pug
hubot the rules - Make sure hubot still knows the rules.
hubot time - Reply with current time
hubot translate me <phrase> - Searches for a translation for the <phrase> and then prints that bad boy out.
hubot translate me from <source> into <target> <phrase> - Translates <phrase> from <source> into <target>. Both <source> and <target> are optional
hubot youtube me <query> - Searches YouTube for the query and returns the video embed link.
ship it - Display a motivation squirrel
Marcus Noble
@AverageMarcus
Feb 03 2015 14:47
awww. Why can't we call him by his name?
hubot pug bomb 3
Marcus Noble
@AverageMarcus
Feb 03 2015 14:47
OK! I'm super happy now!
Tom Lane
@tomlane
Feb 03 2015 14:48
hubot ship it
Marcus Noble
@AverageMarcus
Feb 03 2015 14:48
these don't work in private chat with jsoxbot :(
Marcus Noble
@AverageMarcus
Feb 03 2015 14:54
hubot mustache me
Tom Lane
@tomlane
Feb 03 2015 14:56
hubot mustache me