These are chat archives for jsoxford/jsoxford.github.com

11th
Mar 2015
Tom Lane
@tomlane
Mar 11 2015 10:18
I better put a talk together geez!
Marcus Noble
@AverageMarcus
Mar 11 2015 10:26
Yeah, i'm suddenly worried that my talk is too short
Marcus Noble
@AverageMarcus
Mar 11 2015 10:34
Are we gonna tell folk about this secret little area of the web we have?
Ben Foxall
@benfoxall
Mar 11 2015 11:19
Nah - it's just for Paul, and he already knows about it!
Also, don't worry about your talk being too short - I'm sure you'll raise a lot of discussion points
Marcus Noble
@AverageMarcus
Mar 11 2015 11:43
I've thought of a couple things I'd like to add so might get to WO a bit early tonight if thats OK?
Tom Lane
@tomlane
Mar 11 2015 11:57
@AverageMarcus Are you getting the train?
Marcus Noble
@AverageMarcus
Mar 11 2015 11:59
Yeah
With a couple others :)
Tom Lane
@tomlane
Mar 11 2015 12:10
Room for another? Could meet you all at Didcot?
Marcus Noble
@AverageMarcus
Mar 11 2015 12:11
What time? We're going early and getting a burrito on the way
Tom Lane
@tomlane
Mar 11 2015 12:15
Don't mind. Let me know what Oxford train you're getting and I'll get the connection from Swindon
Marcus Noble
@AverageMarcus
Mar 11 2015 12:15
Remind me in about an hour and I'll check
We're leaving work at 4 so will likely get a train around 5
Marcus Noble
@AverageMarcus
Mar 11 2015 12:22
gonna aim for the 5:15
Tom Lane
@tomlane
Mar 11 2015 12:57
sounds good
Ben Foxall
@benfoxall
Mar 11 2015 13:25
Totally fine to get here early as you want! Looking forward to tonight
We should probably tell people about this chat thing too at some point…
@jsoxbot ping
robot ping
jsoxbot
@jsoxbot
Mar 11 2015 13:27
PONG
Tom Lane
@tomlane
Mar 11 2015 13:27
robot ping
still not talking to me huh, @jsoxbot ?
Ben Foxall
@benfoxall
Mar 11 2015 13:28
I have no idea why not… seems kind of rude
shall we rename him/her?
jsoxbot?
oxbot?
oxbot it is - jsoxford/hubot@efe4674
should come back online soon
robot ping
oxbot ping
oxbot ping
jsoxbot
@jsoxbot
Mar 11 2015 13:31
PONG
Ben Foxall
@benfoxall
Mar 11 2015 13:31
HELLO oxbot!
Marcus Noble
@AverageMarcus
Mar 11 2015 13:32
oxbot help
jsoxbot
@jsoxbot
Mar 11 2015 13:32
oxbot adapter - Reply with the adapter
oxbot animate me <query> - The same thing as image me, except adds a few parameters to try to return an animated GIF instead.
oxbot echo <text> - Reply back with <text>
oxbot help - Displays all of the help commands that oxbot knows about.
oxbot help <query> - Displays all help commands that match <query>.
oxbot image me <query> - The Original. Queries Google Images for <query> and returns a random top result.
oxbot map me <query> - Returns a map view of the area returned by query.
oxbot mustache me <query> - Searches Google Images for the specified query and mustaches it.
oxbot mustache me <url> - Adds a mustache to the specified URL.
oxbot ping - Reply with pong
oxbot pug bomb N - get N pugs
oxbot pug me - Receive a pug
oxbot the rules - Make sure oxbot still knows the rules.
oxbot time - Reply with current time
oxbot translate me <phrase> - Searches for a translation for the <phrase> and then prints that bad boy out.
oxbot translate me from <source> into <target> <phrase> - Translates <phrase> from <source> into <target>. Both <source> and <target> are optional
oxbot youtube me <query> - Searches YouTube for the query and returns the video embed link.
ship it - Display a motivation squirrel
Marcus Noble
@AverageMarcus
Mar 11 2015 13:32
Oxbot pug bomb 5
Tom Lane
@tomlane
Mar 11 2015 13:33
OH MY LORD :heart:
Ben Foxall
@benfoxall
Mar 11 2015 13:33
oxbot mustache me pug
Ben Foxall
@benfoxall
Mar 11 2015 13:33
where's the mustache?
Marcus Noble
@AverageMarcus
Mar 11 2015 13:33
Ah aha!
Ben Foxall
@benfoxall
Mar 11 2015 13:33
oxbot mustache me pug
Marcus Noble
@AverageMarcus
Mar 11 2015 13:33
The white bit
Ben Foxall
@benfoxall
Mar 11 2015 13:35
I really like jsoxbot - is there anything useful we could have it do?
Tom Lane
@tomlane
Mar 11 2015 13:35
Could it tweet for us?
oxbot announce event
Marcus Noble
@AverageMarcus
Mar 11 2015 13:35
Random @benfoxal quotes?
Post every tweet?
Ben Foxall
@benfoxall
Mar 11 2015 13:36
@tomlane oh - perhaps.. @AverageMarcus NO
@peterjwest actually has a hubot script that randomly generates lorembensum
Tom Lane
@tomlane
Mar 11 2015 13:36
I'm not sure it could be trusted with tweeting though
Marcus Noble
@AverageMarcus
Mar 11 2015 13:36
I mean post the tweets here
Ben Foxall
@benfoxall
Mar 11 2015 13:37
I guess we could have a set of tweets prepared saying something nice about JSOxford
then "oxbot tell the world", would pick one randomly and send it
(limited to one per day)
but anyone can trigger it (apart from @tomlane - who oxbot seems to ignore)
Marcus Noble
@AverageMarcus
Mar 11 2015 13:41
Code of conduct?
Next event?
more pug bomb?
Ryan Brooks
@spikeheap
Mar 11 2015 14:03
oxbot mustache me Ben Foxall
HA
Ryan Brooks
@spikeheap
Mar 11 2015 14:04
You guys are having a productive day then ;)
Marcus Noble
@AverageMarcus
Mar 11 2015 14:10
train times to oxford?
Marcus Noble
@AverageMarcus
Mar 11 2015 20:35
oxbot pug bomb 5
oxbot pug bomb 5
Marcus Noble
@AverageMarcus
Mar 11 2015 20:36
oxbot help
jsoxbot
@jsoxbot
Mar 11 2015 20:36
oxbot adapter - Reply with the adapter
oxbot animate me <query> - The same thing as image me, except adds a few parameters to try to return an animated GIF instead.
oxbot echo <text> - Reply back with <text>
oxbot help - Displays all of the help commands that oxbot knows about.
oxbot help <query> - Displays all help commands that match <query>.
oxbot image me <query> - The Original. Queries Google Images for <query> and returns a random top result.
oxbot map me <query> - Returns a map view of the area returned by query.
oxbot mustache me <query> - Searches Google Images for the specified query and mustaches it.
oxbot mustache me <url> - Adds a mustache to the specified URL.
oxbot ping - Reply with pong
oxbot pug bomb N - get N pugs
oxbot pug me - Receive a pug
oxbot the rules - Make sure oxbot still knows the rules.
oxbot time - Reply with current time
oxbot translate me <phrase> - Searches for a translation for the <phrase> and then prints that bad boy out.
oxbot translate me from <source> into <target> <phrase> - Translates <phrase> from <source> into <target>. Both <source> and <target> are optional
oxbot youtube me <query> - Searches YouTube for the query and returns the video embed link.
ship it - Display a motivation squirrel
Marcus Noble
@AverageMarcus
Mar 11 2015 20:36
oxbot mustache me ben foxal
Marcus Noble
@AverageMarcus
Mar 11 2015 20:37
oxbot mustache me @benfoxall